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I miss you my darling
Ever since we parted
But love is in the air
'Cause before you left you farted.
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Why do you love me
You said to me
Disdainfully.
I said to you
You are my rock
Plus you have a giant cock.
Why do I love thee
You said to me
Dejectedly.
I said to you
You love my wits!
No, you said, it is your tits.
--Emily Dicksinsome
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