[Aliantha]

I didn't get a boner but that's cause I'm a girl and just...well, don't get turned on by girls. I do get turned on by girls getting boners though, but that could be tmi, so just ignore that bit.

Anyway, are we guessing who anon is? If so, I reckon mtp. At first I was thinking maybe clod, but then I thought - as much as she's a beautiful woman - she's had kids and might not have the time to get a belly that flat with everything else in her life these days, so I then turned my thoughts to childless young dwellars. There aren't that many.

I never thought it was a bloke.