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Elspode · 02-19-2011, 06:37 PM

I have a job. My job requires random drug testing. I just pissed into a cup yesterday. I could go in Monday and have to piss in a cup again. That's why random drug testing sucks.

I want to bong that whole fucking block. I could do it...given enough time. I could do it, and not affect my job performance one whit.

But I can't.

There's something very wrong with a society that's driven by lawyers and Christians.

02-19-2011, 06:37 PM	#21
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I have a job. My job requires random drug testing. I just pissed into a cup yesterday. I could go in Monday and have to piss in a cup again. That's why random drug testing sucks. I want to bong that whole fucking block. I could do it...given enough time. I could do it, and not affect my job performance one whit. But I can't. There's something very wrong with a society that's driven by lawyers and Christians. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog