I'm moving to Limey's!
Nothing against you, Galinda, but Limey is closer to me.
Despite my self-deprecation, I do have some end of the world skills:
I am pretty solitary by nature.
I have a good sense of humour. I am well read.
I do not suck off friend's partners/ husbands. I am used to not having sex.
I am not squeamish about what I eat and I'm actually a pretty good vegetarian cook - although this does require access to a well stocked spice cabinet. In that absence I can eat very bland food without complaint.
(Did anyone notice me back-pedalling furiously so Limey will let me into her household? No? Good, I'm being sneaky enough then).
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