Thanks. I would sorta rather it wasn't quite this borderline. Part of me wants to be a domestic goddess rather than a slob, but I can't think which bit of the rest of it I'd give up to get that -I want it all!
So far I've emailed my friend about the cats and the teachers to excuse the kids from school and set up the flight-tracker for MIL's plane.
And found out about Quorn and checked facebook.....