Children should learn hobo killing at a young age, it's so much easier for them to absorb when they're like 4 or 5.
Oh, I did two TV shows for local cable access: one was a kid's fishing derby and the other was interviewing a blind man. Wish I could find tapes of them. They wanted me to do more but I had a hard time getting over the shyness, but apparently I was pretty good.
I had a story published in the college literary magazine.
And I'm still a complete slob.
