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You may need industrial rubber gloves and a gas mask for some of these.....
Sew the bottoms of his pants together and the cuffs in his sweaters.
Cut the toes out of all his socks, or better still cut out smiley faces
Draw underwear on all the models in his pron stash, or cut out clothes from the Sears catalog and stick them on.
Get in touch with the local mormons and tell him you're worried for his soul, you think he's considering suicide and they may be able to help....
Stir Jello into the toilet tank (red is probably best)
Draw penises on all the lightbulbs in his room
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
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