[monster]

Originally Posted by monster

1. Which British Children's Show did I plagiarize the thread title from? SOOTY
2. What's your favorite houseplant? ANY THAT THRIVES; VENUS FLY TRAP
3. You open the front door and there's a w et, scrawny puppy whimpering on the mat. What do you name it? OH FUCK
4. You win a free books from the "Idiot's Guide To" series. Which one do you choose? GETTING CHEAP AIR TICKETS
5. Alaska or Florida 24/7/365? UGH. UM. FLORIDA, I GUESS. BUT I'D MISS THE SNOW.
6. What does your doormat look like? WE HAVE SEVERAL. WET AND MUDDY MOSTLY. ONE SAYS WELCOME, BUT WE INHERITED IT AND IT'S LYING
7. If you were to attempt to break a Guinness World record to raise money for a charity you support, what record would it be? FASTEST TWO-FINGERED TYPIST
8. Scrabble or Monopoly? SCRABBLE
9. Do you fold down the corner of the page to mark your place in the book you are reading? NO. BUT AS AN ADULT I'VE LEARNED IT'S OK IF YOU OWN THE BOOK. THEY'RE NOT SACRED. I'VE LEARNED IT, BUT I CAN'T PRACTICE IT YET. THEY ARE SACRED TO ME. I CAN NOW DO IT WITH A CATALOG OR SIMILAR, THOUGH. BABY STEPS
10. How often do you wear a hat? ALMOST NEVER. IF i'M WEARING A HAT, YOU KNOW IT'S A SHITLOAD OF DEGREES BELOW ZERO.
11. What is your favorite candy or chocolate bar? CADBURY'S FLAKE
12. What is your most embarrassing "bodily (mal)function" moment? I'VE LEARNED THE TRICK IS NOT TO BE EMBARASSED. BUT PUKING HORRIBLY IN THE BOG AT THE STUDENTS' UNION AND HAVING TO BE ESCORTED OUT BEFORE I WAS READY BECAUSE SOMEONE HAD SET THE FIRE ALARM OFF WOULD HAVE BEEN EMBARRASING IF I HAD BEEN SOBER.
13. What is the most you ever paid for a ticket to an event and what was the event? MONSTERS OF ROCK 1989ISH, DON'T REMEMBER HOW MUCH
14. What is the first non-English swear word you learned? MERDE
15. How many roads must a man walk down? THERE IS ONLY ONE ROAD
16. How many open condiments do you have in your fridge? A HALF DOZEN OR SO.
17. Darth Vader or The Terminator? NO PREFERENCE.