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1. Which British Children's Show did I plagiarize the thread title from? ()
   Keeping up Masterpiece Theater
   
2. What's your favorite houseplant?
   Spider plant
   
3. You open the front door and there's a wet, scrawny puppy whimpering on the mat. What do you name it?
   Yowl Ming
   
4. You win a free books from the "Idiot's Guide To" series. Which one do you choose?
   Taking Over The World
   
5. Alaska or Florida 24/7/365?
   Florida
   
6. What does your doormat look like?
   Wooden slats in a fan shape
   
7. If you were to attempt to break a Guinness World record to raise money for a charity you support, what record would it be?
   Squeezing women's nakid boobages
   
8. Scrabble or Monopoly?
   Monopoly
   
9. Do you fold down the corner of the page to mark your place in the book you are reading?
   no
   
10. How often do you wear a hat?
    often.
    
11. What is your favorite candy or chocolate bar?
    Kit cat
    
12. What is your most embarrassing "bodily (mal)function" moment?
    Throwing up out of my bedroom window, third fllor, above my parents bedroom. Nabbed!
    
13. What is the most you ever paid for a ticket to an event and what was the event?
    $75.00 Addmas family on Brodway
    
14. What is the first non-English swear word you learned?
    Merde
    
15. How many roads must a man walk down?
    Pi
    
16. How many open condiments do you have in your fridge?
    Way fucking too many. Like 25
    
17. Darth Vader or The Terminator?
    Terminator