ok so i don't have any pics or vid of this, oh wait, i can get it from the security cameras. at least the guy getting out of the go-kart. this is just plain wrong! i was scheduled to go home at 9:00 pm and just before then 5 guys show up. 4 of them buy our one hour wristbands. guy #5 is zonked drunk but the others seemed sober. so i sell the 4 bands and was walking outside to hurry up and get them in the cars so i could clock out and go play a poker venue (which started out great but was out before first break). this is when i noticed guy #5. i mentioned that with the wristband that guy 5 could go as a passenger in our double seater cars. they said cool and yeah they'd do it. guy 5 gets in the passenger side of the double this is when i noticed that he was drunk. i figured hey, he's not driving, no one else here, fuck it let him go with his buddies. he was so snockered that he couldn't get his seat belt adjusted but then again it's a harness and hardly anyone can adjust it correctly. so i get the ride out and going and go clock out. tim, my co-worker can handle it. hell, they were out there for an hour long ride. so i leave. i get to the bar near my house that hosts hold'em tourneys. right before the tournament started bob, the owner, calls me.
bob: "hey man, were these guys drunk?"
me: "only the one guy and he didn't buy a wristband, why? did he start driving or were the other guys tearing up the cars?"
bob: "no, but the one guy shit his pants and all over the car!"
me: "
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA" the whole bar turned and looked at me! and i was upstairs overlooking the joint watching the astros on the big screen.
bob: "i gotta go man (snickering and laughing) tim's closing up and i gotta wash the car"
the go-kart track is like a box of chocolates *cough* turds, ya never know what you're gonna get.