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TO PICK UP A GIRL IN THE LIBRARY OR BOOKSTORE:
"Excuse me, miss, do you know where I might find":....
1. the kama sutra?
2. "investing millions for dummies"?
3. a book about redecorating after divorce?
the next three hinge upon being able to pretend that you've just noticed her beauty as you begin the second portion of the quote: ( try wide eyed surprise)
4. .... (long pause as you look deep into her eyes) never mind, i think I found it. What's YOUR name?
5. .... (long pause as you look deep into her eyes) < gulp >"love at first sight"
6. .... (long pause as you look deep into her eyes) your phone number
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality
Embrace this moment, remember
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan
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