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Originally posted by ladysycamore
"Baby, you must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!" i was waiting for this one
"I seem to have lost my number...can I have yours?" i like this one
"Is there some room in those jeans for me?"
"Girl...I'd drink a tub of your bathwater!" eeewww!
(guy faking a phone call on his cell phone)
"Hey...I think it's for you. It's destiny calling."
Another classic one: "What's your sign?"
Classic answer: "Stop sign." or: feces/herpes
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