Quote:
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"fuck me if im wrong, but you want to fuck me don't you?"
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That is even better than mine. I had always heard it as, "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Helga?"
or the ever popular...
"Nice Shoes. Wanna Fuck?"
I like the funny ones because nobody takes a pick-up line seriously, but my best frien likes the corny ones like these gems...
"Is your dad a theif? Beause I swear he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
or
"Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I'd call her when I met the woman of my dreams"
or
<reaching to look at the tag on her dress/blouse/etc>
She looks up to see what you're doing and you say...
"I'm sorry, I was just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."