[Sundae]

Never let a good quiz go to waste.

1. On your hot dog, ketchup or mustard?
Both

2. Love or Financial Security?
Financial security - I can fight a burglar far more easily than I can stop someone breaking my heart.

3. Where would you choose to take a one week all expenses paid vacation?
USA! USA! USA!
As long as all expenses covers a great big party for all my chums.

4. What celebrity reminds you of yourself?
Eric Idle. Essentially talented, but only in occasional flashes and has made some baffling choices.

5. What is your quest?
I am working on a potion to translate cat-thoughts into pop songs.
This will be the basis for my financial security.

6. What color is the number six?
Visual purple

7. How many netflix videos can you rent in one month?
Speaking personally, none. I don't understand the question.

8. Complete this series: Tiger, Napalm, Lavender, Pickle, Murder

9. Would you rather eat a sandwich bag full of moths or spend a night in jail?
Spend a night in jail. As long as it didn't go down on my permanent record.

10. Are you having wine?
In these trousers? Hardly