Countdown to woodchuck rapture
According to the very ancient pyramidic scrolls and my Timex watch the woodchuck rapture could happen anytime between tonight and Saturday night.
Unlike regular raptures, the woodchuck rapture does not involve woodchucks floating into the air but rather sinking into the earth.
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