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Originally posted by slang
I got one of the little fuckers and he is in good health.........at the moment.
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Congratuations! You get to cross something off the list.
If it's not too late ... here's a thought:
Get a small, sturdy, unchewable container with breathing holes.
Insert Spartacus (The name is officially griff's fault).
Take mouse to shitjob.
Attend to mouse, talking to it frequently. Make it a miniature sink, identical to whatever you're making on the line that week. Make sure that the mouse has tiny ear protectors and an apron. Ask supervisor to have mouse put on payroll.
Get paid time off. Crazy-guy disability pays very well. Just don't get committed, because you don't want an Act 77 form filed on your behalf. If they require it, go voluntarily.