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Old 05-20-2011, 10:12 AM   #1
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Rapture poetry

Rapture Fail or The Surprise Christian

Mowing the lawn, minding my own
Damn this indigestion
What on earth did I eat last night?
I feel nauseous. Must be the mower fumes.
Wait, what is the mower doing all the way down there?
Oh crap, I’m rapturing
How in the heck was I not
Bad enough?
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