Emergency Food Test
I have a bag of Cheetos that I keep in my car in case I ever get stranded in a snow bank. I've had them for five years and decided today that it's time to give them a try.
It says on the bag "Guaranteed Fresh until July 11." I don't know if that means July 2011, or July 11th (2006).
I plan to eat three of them. I will then wait 60 seconds before injecting myself with the antidote.
|