Oh but it can't be! Oh but it is: in a man-bites-dog twist, a vicious band of
monkeys has attacked and invaded the Indian embassy in Nepal.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...fp/nepal_india
They are described as "attacking staff, destroying stationery and damaging office equipment." The problem is made more difficult by a complex set of Hindu beliefs which make it roughly bad luck to harm the monkeys.
Insert your own joke about monkeys taking over government.