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Ann Coulter has never been known for her bangability. Ann Coulter has been known for spewing out intentionally offensive rhetoric in an attempt to cater to a Dukes-of-Hazzard-was-a-documentary level of audience.
My five:
Paris Hilton: Agreed. I'm not sure exactly what it is that sets her apart from other blonde, slim, mindless little rich girls.
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Bad TV shows, bad movies, bad music. But she has breasts. Ding! All the ingredients for an inexplicable TV superstar.
Laura Ingraham: My version of Tony's Garofalo rationale (the "things would be going well until she spoke" system).
Neve Campbell: Like Hewitt, she has all the acting range of a broken BB gun.
Anna Kournikova: She's not _offensive_ to look at, but c'mon -- every high school in America has half-a-dozen girls that look just like Anna when the world's obsession started with her. I just... don't... get it.
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