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Originally Posted by TheMercenary
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It's a cover-up I tell you! The government just launched that missile to distract people from noticing the alien invasion. Have you noticed that all the stores are out of tinfoil? Have you noticed that sometimes you put two socks in the washer but only one comes out of the dryer? What about rechargeable batteries? Have you noticed that after a while they no longer "keep their charge?"
It's pretty obvious to me what's going on...