As I was coming back in from taking out the trash yesterday, I noticed a little gem at the door...
Fantastic! Just what we need...another goddamned pizza place in the area! Because you know, we just don't have enough of them! Lessee, there's...
--Pizza City up the street at the strip mall
--Victoria's, which is at the bottom of the hill in my neighborhood, at the other strip mall
--New Station, which is across the street from Victoria's.
--Pizza Fresh and Vittorio's, which are across the street from this new place
--Marciano's, which is 4 blocks down Frankford Ave. from these three
--John's, which is around the corner from Marciano's, on Megargee St.
--Old Country, which is 1/2 mile down Linden Ave./Holme Ave. from these three
--Santucci's, which is about a mile and a half from the apartment, near Franklin Mills Mall
--Pizza Hut, which is at Franklin Mills
--Pizza Pros on Grant Ave., about 3 miles from here
--Pat's, which is on Academy Rd., about 3 miles from here
--Ultimate Pizza and Deli, at the corner of Grant and Academy, about 2 miles from here
--A couple of other places in Bensalem Township, which are 10 minutes from the house
And all of them deliver, except for Pizza Hut.
So whoofuckinghoo! Another pizza joint that offers pretty much the same fucking shit that the rest of them do. At least Marciano's has a more diverse menu, and Santucci's has great pizza.
I can't wait to call and order from Zeeno's!