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How does a high school teacher earn enough for that house? His wife must be the one with the moolah. SO!
1.) Become a lesbian.
2.) Seduce wife, convince her to leave swim coach husband for you.
3.) As the woman, she gets the house/kids in the divorce, he gets the dog.
4.) She writes you into her will.
5.) Kill her.
6.) Beest brings the kids and you live in your new house.
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