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Originally Posted by glatt
This picture was in the paper this morning. Dude was trying to capture a jaguar terrorizing an Indian village. Makes me glad the worst we have around here is bunnies.
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Leopard, not jaguar. Unless it escaped from a zoo. Jaguars are found in Central and South America, as well as in wealthier neighborhoods in England and the United States. But that particular variety tends not to have spots if they're cared for properly.
Oh, and then there's this one ...
"But Mr Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months."
"Oh yes, well as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you? I mean, like actually telling anybody or anything."
"But the plans were on display ..."
"On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them."
"That's the display department."
"With a flashlight."
"Ah, well the lights had probably gone."
"So had the stairs."
"But look, you found the notice didn't you?"
"Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'."