[monster]

This morning, on the pool deck (prez and two resignees are at our pool, the other two are on the opposing team, X is still out of town)

Active Board member: So, Monster, are we going to advertise in the championship program then?

Me: I am no longer on the board. I can sign the check for you, but that's not my decision.

Lather, rinse, repeat a few times.....

Prez wanders over

Prez: Yes, we are just going to take the dates and prices out.

We? we?

Prez: Resigning board member is going to do it.

Me: No she isn't, she doesn't have time.

yada yada yada explosion

Prez (huge drama-style): Well then, I'll try to do it. Someone needs to forward the file to me.

Someone someons anyone Bueller?

me: It was forwarded to all the board

prez: well I didn't get it!

(funny I heard that yesterday about something else from you that I know you got)

resigning board member: yes it went to everyone, you were on there......

walk away, walk away, walk away.
aaaaargh!