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bluecuracao · 08-23-2011, 09:09 PM

Today in Philadelphia, we had...

- Philly-area native Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett announcing divorce;

- an earthquake that scared the shit out of me and my cat...

- ...followed by an opportunistic armed robbery on the other side of town;

- the death of Joey Vento, cheesesteak mogul, of a massive heart attack;

- predictions that Irene could hit the Philly area as a Category 3 hurricane;

- and a report that the Smith-Pinkett divorce rumor is false.

I'm sorry, but this was all just too much excitement for one city to bear. Tell me, how newsworthy was your day?

08-23-2011, 09:09 PM	#1
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	It's just one thing after another. Today in Philadelphia, we had... - Philly-area native Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett announcing divorce; - an earthquake that scared the shit out of me and my cat... - ...followed by an opportunistic armed robbery on the other side of town; - the death of Joey Vento, cheesesteak mogul, of a massive heart attack; - predictions that Irene could hit the Philly area as a Category 3 hurricane; - and a report that the Smith-Pinkett divorce rumor is false. I'm sorry, but this was all just too much excitement for one city to bear. Tell me, how newsworthy was your day?