[Sundae]

Sent back a pizza.
Third time.

Okay, over about a six month period, but always for the same complaint. NOT ENOUGH SAUCE. By which I really mean - no sauce at all.

I ordered online with a voucher code.
It was a payday treat.
I minus-ed the Dominos sauce and plus-ed the sundried tomato and garlic sauce.
I got a pizza with NO sauce which was as dry as old whatsits.

So once again I called, and a replacement is coming.
What did the Manager say?
"I'm so sorry. Many of our staff can't read English"

!!!!!!