[SamIam]

Originally Posted by monster

1. Toilet lid up or down?
   down
2. Cop car on shoulder: Slow Down, Move to other lane, both, or neither?
   slow down
3. 9/11: minute's silence, attending a function, nothing?
   none of the above
4. Are you brand-loyal when you buy groceries?
   cheap and on sale are my fav brands
5. Fiction or non-fiction?
   anything with words
6. Oatmeal/porridge: Nice or nasty and what goes on it?
   dislike oatmeal, but oat bran is okay with brown sugar
7. You must travel 5 miles without motorized vehicular or gravitational assistance. How will you travel?
   shank's mare
8. Pasta or Rice?
   depends
9. Hurricanes or Earthquakes?
   we prefer forest fires or blizzards out here
10. Paper books or eBooks or don't read?
    paper but hope for an e-reader soon. Then it will be both.
11. Math(s) or History?
    history
12. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
    no habla espanol
13. McDonald's or Domino's (or death)
    death by Domino's, of course
14. Higher Ed or university of Life?
    Both
15. PJs or Nekkid?
    silk nighties
16. Which is more important: Learning to swim or learning to type?
    swim
17. Odd or Even numbers?
    primes only
18. Do you play the lottery at least once a month?
    nope
19. Beer or wine?
    used to be wine, now its iced tea
20. AA or RAC (Brits) AA or happily alcoholic or other (write in) everyone else.....?
    AA
21. Let's dance...what music is playing?
    my fav local band, Martini Shot
22. Have you ever had sex in a public bathroom?
    yes
23. Chocolate or Coffee?
    mocha
24. What is the best thing about the number 23?
    prime number that
    

So, do I pass?