[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by monster

1. Toilet lid up or down? Down...seat down, lid down, fair to all
2. Cop car on shoulder: Slow Down, Move to other lane, both, or neither? Both
3. 9/11: minute's silence, attending a function, nothing? Fam reunion, then drink beer watch football
4. Are you brand-loyal when you buy groceries? YES
5. Fiction or non-fiction? Fiction
6. Oatmeal/porridge: Nice or nasty and what goes on it? Nasty. Dirt goes on it.
7. You must travel 5 miles without motorized vehicular or gravitational assistance. How will you travel? Bicycle
8. Pasta or Rice? Rice.
9. Hurricanes or Earthquakes? Hurricanes, no one names earthquakes
10. Paper books or eBooks or don't read? Hardback, paperback
11. Math(s) or History? Literature and arts? OK, history I guess.
12. Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Non
13. McDonald's or Domino's (or death) Death, ah well I do like a sausage biscuit.
14. Higher Ed or university of Life? Higher Ed
15. PJs or Nekkid? PJs!
16. Which is more important: Learning to swim or learning to type? Swim
17. Odd or Even numbers? Odd
18. Do you play the lottery at least once a month? Yes
19. Beer or wine? Yes
20. AA or RAC (Brits) AA or happily alcoholic or other (write in) everyone else.....? I'm too drunk to understand the question
21. Let's dance...what music is playing? You Sexy Thing...Hot Chocolate, or Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield...it's really hard to tell what'll get my ass shakin' I'se a dancin' fool
22. Have you ever had sex in a public bathroom? Nope
23. Chocolate or Coffee? Coffee
24. What is the best thing about the number 23? It's a little less than twice my lucky number.