[infinite monkey]

[talking into his camera]
Aron Ralston: Every morning at nine thirty I get fifteen minutes of sunlight. It's really nice. I've been chipping away, more to...more to keep going that anything. I'm beginning to think that my hand is supporting the rock. So when I chip away a little bit, it actually settles more. So, I found this great tourniquet.


[after attempting to use the tourniquet and the blade of his multi-tool to cut his trapped arm]
Aron Ralston: [voice over] It hasn't been very useful.
[looks into his camera]
Aron Ralston: Lesson: don’t buy the cheap, made-in-China multi-tool. I tried to find my Swiss Army knife, but...
[he shakes his head]
Aron Ralston: This thing came free with a flashlight. Flashlight was a piece of shit too. I kept it in my truck for emergencies. Not that I'm blaming you mom. It was a perfectly great stocking stuffer. And there's no way you could have ever known that I'd get in this kind of trouble.

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