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Old 09-23-2011, 12:09 PM   #129
BigV
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by infinite monkey View Post
SIX, SIX NEW THINGS! [/The Count]

1) I'm ugly -- only compared to me, dahlink.
2) I'm old -- not compared to me you're not.
3) I'm stupid -- only compared to mercy and UG (just ask them).
4) My feelings about my own life are off base and silly -- only if you believe that crap in your original list.
5) I can't be trusted to understand so it's easier to dismiss me -- trust is something that can only be given, it can't be taken. If others don't trust you, that's their issue, not yours. People are free to make their own conclusions, including mistaken ones.
6) I am tolerated like a bad cat -- because you're both irresistible.
clarified that for you....

Here endeth the sermon.
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