[Slartibartfast]

Feh,

I will give one million dollars to someone who can empirically prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that god is NOT an omnipotent galaxy sized Nike sneaker that controls the universe using some role-playing game boxed set and a set of polyhedral dice.**


**I choose to ignore Occam's razor as a form of evidence because its my million dollars and I said so, Nyah.