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monster · 10-17-2011, 08:53 AM

Ok, the thing all you wrong people don't get is that Jesus was a "do as I say, not as I do" kind of person. Just like the Republicans. In fact, Jesus was a Republican. And God wouldn't think twice about smoting that fucker and then reloading. Jesus was just God's Republican salesperson, really......

10-17-2011, 08:53 AM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Ok, the thing all you wrong people don't get is that Jesus was a "do as I say, not as I do" kind of person. Just like the Republicans. In fact, Jesus was a Republican. And God wouldn't think twice about smoting that fucker and then reloading. Jesus was just God's Republican salesperson, really...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart Last edited by monster; 10-17-2011 at 09:03 AM.