...I look forward to being "Left Behind".
As an (at best) irreligious/(at worst) atheistic man: I look forward to giving the Anti-Christ the Finger (I might even moon him or her, if given the chance).
And: after I pluck out all the buckshot from his carcass, I’m gonna cannibalistically eat Kirk Cameron...his ass ain't rapturing!
'Shit on a shingle' will have a whole new meaning...