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Dear Husband,
No those navy trousers do not match your black suit jacket, particularly when you're going to parliament house today to talk to politicians about fisheries and environmental issues and want to make a professional impression.
What's that you say? You're not going to wear a belt on your trousers? You think that's ok? Oh, you can't find a belt?
Here's one! Now just bend over while I thrash you with it before you put it on!
Your loving wife,
Ali.
xxx
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