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			Sorry to disappoint you, but no, I'm not dead. 
 
I simply believe in being prepared. 
 
And it's not a grave, you moron. It's called a mausoleum. 
 
And don't piss on it. 
 
Takes forever to wash the smell.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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