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Man: Doc, I think I'm a dog.
Psychiatrist: Lay down on the couch.
Man: I'm not allowed on the couch.
Girl: I used to think I was a dog.
Boy: But you're cured now?
Girl: Sure. Feel my nose.
Doc: How long have you thought you were a dog?
Man: Ever since I was a puppy.
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