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I think i posted it once before, but, i can;t find it. anyway, here's the short version:
older man marries younger woman. he cant get it up. she takes him to a specialist that is pioneering a new procedure. It involves replacing the defective unit with the trunk of a baby elephant. great control, and you can go all night. So, after some debate, they do it. everything is great.
one night, while they were over her folks house having dinner, the mother in law serves steak, baked potatoes, and veggies. in the midst of mom telling a story, she sees, out of the corner of her eye, something gray come up onto the table, and the husband's potato dissapears.
she's slightly shocked and disbelieving, so she asks him to "do that again"
he says, " I'd be glad to oblige, but I don't think I can fit another potato up my ass."
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