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Old 02-11-2004, 08:48 AM   #4
dar512
dar512 is now Pete Zicato
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
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I actually punned in a dream once - and didn't realize it until I woke up.

I was running around with Robin Hood and the merry men. We were about to be in a big fight and I didn't have a weapon - I had just met up with them.

Friar Tuck hands me this huge mother of a knife. The thing was sharp as the devil, but it's covered in oil and I was having trouble holding on to it. It was so slippery. So then I'm simultaneously worried about accidently cutting myself with this thing and wondering why this thing is dripping with oil. Then it hits me. Oh, yeah. He's the friar.

I didn't realize until I woke up.
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