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get a job on a fishing boat and go out to sea in the middle of a storm.
tell your girlfriend that her friend's tits would be softer.
tell your girlfriend that you miss your ex.
borrow over $1000 from your girl and don't pay it back when you say you will
do not thank your woman for buying all of your groceries and taking you out for dinner and drinks
try anal beads
betray your wife and let her find out
quit your job without having another one lined up.
this should be enough to screw you up for awhile...if you need more ideas, let me know, and i'll go ask my husband. he is great at coming up with this stuff and he tests it out in real life to make sure it can absolutely screw your life up...
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