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Old 01-27-2012, 02:26 PM   #15
infinite monkey
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Oh I love Eeyore!

Pooh: Yes, that's what I can see! It's coming over to my side.

Roo: Come on, stick! Stick, stick!

Piglet: Are you sure it's moving?

Roo: It's a big gray one! Here it comes! A very big gray-

Rabbit: N-n-no it isn't! It's...it's....

All: ...Eeyore!

Eeyore: Don't pay any attention to me. Nobody ever does.

Rabbit: Eeyore, what are you doing down there?

Eeyore: Give you three guesses.

Pooh: Fishing?

Eeyore: Wrong.

Roo: Going for a sail?

Eeyore: Wrong again.

Rabbit: Oh, waiting for someone to, uh, help you out of the river?

Eeyore: That's right. Give Rabbit the time, and he'll give you the answer.

Roo: He's going round and round!

Eeyore: If I decide to practice the slight movement from right to left or left to right, it's nobody's business but my own.

Piglet: Eeyore, Can we-I mean, how s-s-should we-uh, you think i-if we-

Eeyore: I guess one of those would be just the thing. Thank you, Piglet.

Pooh: I've got an idea, but I don't suppose it's a very good one.

Eeyore: I don't suppose it is.
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