03-04-2012, 08:47 AM
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Professor
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Brest (FRANCE)
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Originally Posted by Nirvana
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!"
The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth, and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm a Democrat," "Amnesty for Illegals," "I love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," “George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and. "I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
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I might try that one with a a bumper sticker "Proud to be French !"
Do you think my chances will be better ?
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