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Originally Posted by glatt
Cause of the infant's death? "Disseminated herpes simplex virus Type 1, complicating ritual circumcision with oral suction."
What is this I don't even.
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Ok folks, turns out there was a third tablet with five more commandments.
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XI. Thou shalt keep thy mouth away from open wounds on other people's bodies.
XII. Thou shalt keep thy mouth away from babies' penises.
XIII. Thou shalt keep thy active virus-weeping cold-sores away from other people.
XIV. Thou shalt keep thy virus-weeping cold-sore infected mouth away from open wounds on babies' penises.
XV. I, thy God, would have thought XIV would have gone without saying, yet it seemeth thou art stupid, with a head like unto a block of wood, therefore, I command ye also: tryeth ye not to do anything else really bloody stupid. Please. Thinketh ye of the children.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008.
Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.
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