A+.
All went down well. But my co-coach embarrassed me by going too far and almost picking on kids

I think she was pissed that I vetoed some of her ideas that alluded to kids' physical appearances. I just don't think that's OK. Especially not with preteen girls who are large and so splash more water out of the pool than average when the dive in or touch. Color me a wussy tree-hugging hippie if you must.