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Originally posted by Beestie
- Fire George Tenet
- Beat up George Tenant
- Appoint John Kerry US ambassador to Iraq.
- Allow John Ashcroft to come to work wearing nothing but a white robe, a bishop's hat and a staff.
- Unpardon all of Clinton's last second pardons, then repardon them then unpardon them again just to screw with them.
- Sell the naming rights to the White House and keep the money.
- Invade Cuba and arrest Castro for his ties to Iran.
- Classify Al Franken as an enemy combatent and send him to Guantanamo for a couple years.
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Stop it. You're giving me a woody.
By the way, did anyone know that both the assault weapons ban and the Brady Bill sunset this year? (crosses fingers....come on George, you can do it...).
Seriously, though, I don't see Bush doing anything that will jeopardize our chances at keeping the white house in 2008. That's when we'll have to worry about Hillary anyway, and we need to make sure we don't come across as too right wing. Sad but true. If by chance this year is a republican knock-out punch - say Kerry gets caught with a transvestite hooker or something - then all bets are off. Fair or not, another scandal on the left would gut the democratic party.