OK, focusing on positive stuff...
My daughter is graduating from college - next month
with more honors than I can recall. She's always winning some damn thing lately.
She said to me in a call last night -
"I've got too many medals and stuff. They won't be able to see my dress"
Really? Really. Thats what she was concerned about.
Well that and she was disqualified from being valedictorian because she took 2, yes two,
classes during her sophomore year summer from another school to save money.