Thread: What the fuck is wrong with New York City Mayor Michael Rubens Bloomberg?
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Old 05-31-2012, 01:54 PM   #1
Cyber Wolf
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Originally Posted by infinite monkey View Post
Soon, we won't be able to leave our houses because everything, EVERYTHING, is dangerous.
Can't stay home either, everything dangerous there too.
Mold, mildew, pet dander, pet poo, stairs, area rugs, carpets, tile floors, table edges, table corners, knives, forks, cleaning agents, bathtubs, dust, other people, electricity, water, lead piping, lead paint, asbestos, not enough fresh air, not enough sunshine, not enough exercise, not enough human interaction/socializing... umm... what'd I miss?
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