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Why not add high-heels runs to the racing events?
Or Toddler Slalom, where you chase a sugar-fed toddler through a house and have to dodge Legos, action figures/dolls, pets, roller skates and such, with points awarded for agility, stamina and creative use of furniture. Points deducted for knocking things over, stepping on anything but floor or sofa cushion or falling down the stairs.
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