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Old 08-26-2012, 12:52 AM   #9
footfootfoot
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I'm just gonna throw this out here:

A Jewish mother was walking down the street and as she passed a bum he said to her, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days." She looked down at him and said, "I wish I had your willpower."
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