OK so we made this big jump from ape to man
You can see from the statue (artists have great imaginations) that it's indeed part ape, part man and all Asian. Also sporting a grin, as if to say "I'm going to kick all your ape asses with my brain power".
What I want to know is if we're currently scheduled to make any more jumps to the next level.
What will our transitional phase look like? Will we call these new humans by the town where they are first seen ("Chicago man - half man, half bubble headed, big eyed, pencil necked alien, IQ of 3000, bench presses 8lbs, soon to dominate the entire earth through uncomprehendable technology)
Maybe they already walk among us? The "Daily Alarmer" tabloids have photos of these guys all the time. Maybe they're real?
|